Funny Wedding Quotes

2 Nov

The Golden Girls ( Episode: All That Jazz 1989): It sure did! Can you imagine my surprise on my wedding night with Charlie?… Boy, that bull would have been jealous.

The Wedding Date (2005): A wedding is a sacrament… a joyous celebration of love and commitment. In the real world… it’s an excuse to drink excessively and say things you shouldn’t say.

Robin Hood: Men in Tights (1993): Tell everyone that when the day is out we shall have a wedding. Or a hanging. Either way, we’re gonna have a lot of fun, huh?

Meet the Fockers (2004): I’m not so sure this wedding is such a good idea. I don’t like what I’m seeing from these Fockers.

Bride Wars (2009): Your wedding‘s gonna be huge, just like your ass at prom. / Your wedding can suck it.

Roseanne (Episode: First Cousin, Twice Removed 1993): Do you want to know why I didn’t want you to be a bridesmaid at my wedding? Because there wasn’t enough tangerine chiffon in the whole state of Illinois to make your dress.


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